While I was at work I was sizing a 65 year old woman and she started talking about about how much she loves ‘50 Shades of Grey’ and how excited she was for the movie that is coming out. Then she asked if I read it and I responded no. Before I even get another word out she goes on a long rant about how repressed I must be for not reading it. I figured the only reasonable response to that rant was to inform her that maybe she was the one who was repressed if that was the only form of erotica she has read during her lifetime. Which then led to a prolonged awkward silence.